Lu Zhou camp and PC Fair is just around the corner... Lu Zhou [ 3/12 - 5/12] PC Fair [ 4/12 - 6/12]... So just can go to the PC Fair on the last day... =.='''
What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?
1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!
2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.
3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.
4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.
5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.
6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.
7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.
8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.
9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.
10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.
11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.
12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.
13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'
14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.
Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name to Changi General Hospital (CGH)?Because NCH stands for 'Never Come Home'. That's why business was very bad before it changed its name. Now CGH stands for 'Can Go Home'. So business is picking up.
Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going strong because SGH stands for 'Sure Go Home'!
Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering a name change.
It stands for 'No Use Hospital'!
What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH). Not too good a name, no wonder so much problem.
It stands for ' Tiam Tiam Si Hospital ' and now '
Tan Teo SARs Hospital '.
So, be careful of choosing which hospital to go if
anyone is unwell.
The origin of Allsalmualaikum and Mualaikumsalam is not Middle Eastern,it's Hokkien!! Why corruption in Malaysia will never be eradicated!
Because when officials meet, they remind one another:
Official A says:
''Wa salah Lu Mai Kong' (Allsalamualaikum)
This is humorous reflection of Malaysians.
MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUTS
American Spaceman is called Astronaut
Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut
Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut
Datuk Najib was thinking about sending somebody
into space. Three potential can-or-nauts were
called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay
and one Chinese.
Najib interviews the Indian first: "So,
Muthu, this is a dangerous mission.
How much do you think you should be paid?"
Muthu replied: "Ten million ringgit."
"Why so much?" asks Najib.
"Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come
back!" replied Muthu.
"That's understandable," says Najib. "Thank you..
Please ask the Malay guy to come here,"
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Alamak!...20 million, Datuk," replied the Malay candidate.
"Twenty million? That's twice as much! Even the aneh before you
asked for only ten million."
"You see, Datuk," explains Mat, "I have 4
wives and 15 children ... With 20 of us, it is a big
family to support when I am gone...!"
"I see," says D.Najib. "Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?"
The Chinese guy comes in and Najib asks, "Ah Chong,
given this is a very risky mission, how much do you want?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, "30 million."
Najib appears shocked. "What?!? 30 million!
Why so much?"
Ah Chong beckons Najib to come closer.
He quietly whispers into his ear,
"Datuk, you take 10 million, i take 10 million,
and then use the extra ten million, send that aneh to space lah!"
And...the Muthu was finally sent out to space.....
We are perpetually being told that what is wanted is a strong man who will do things. What is really wanted is a strong man whowill undo things;and that will be the real test of strength.** JUST PUSH ***
**A man was sleeping one night in his cabin when suddenly his room filled with light, and God appeared. The Lord told the man he had work for him to do, and showed him a large rock in front of his cabin.
The Lord explained that the man was to push against the rock with all
his might...
**So, this the man did, day after day... For many years he toiled from sunup to sundown, his shoulders set squarely against the cold, massive surface of the unmoving rock, pushing with all his might!**
**Each night the man returned to his cabin sore and worn out,feeling that his whole day had been spent in vain. Since the man was showing discouragement, the Adversary (Satan) decided to enter the picture by placing thoughts into the man's weary mind: (He will do it every time!)**
** You have been pushing against that rock for a long time and it hasn't moved." Thus, he gave the man the impression that the task was
impossible and that he was a failure.
These thoughts discouraged and disheartened the man.**
**Satan said, "Why kill yourself over this?? Just put in your time, giving just the minimum effort; and that will be good enough..."
**That's what the weary man planned to do, but decided to make
it a matter of prayer and to take his troubled thoughts to the Lord.**
**"Lord," he said, " I have labored long and hard in Your Service, putting all my strength to do that which you have asked. Yet, after all this time, I have not even budged that rock by half a millimeter. What is wrong?? Why am I failing?"
**The Lord responded compassionately, "My friend, when I asked you to serve Me and you accepted, I told you that your task was to push against the rock with all of your strength, which you have done.**
**Never once did I mention to you that I expected you to move
it. Your task was to push. And now you come to Me with your strength
spent, thinking that you have failed. But, is that really so?? Look at yourself. Your arms are strong and muscled, your back shiny and brown; your hands are callused from constant pressure, your legs have become massive and hard.**
**Through opposition you have grown much, and your abilities now
surpass that which you used to have. True, you haven't moved the rock.
But your calling was to be obedient and to push and to exercise your
faith and trust in My wisdom. That you have done. Now I, my friend, will
move the rock."**
**At times, when we hear a word from God, we tend to use our own intellect to decipher what He wants, when actually what God wants is just simple obedience and faith in Him.**
**By all means, exercise the faith that moves mountains, but
know that it is still God Who moves the mountains.**
**When everything seems to go
wrong............................. .just P.U.S.H. **
**When the job gets you down.............................. Just P.U.S.H. **
**When people don't do as you think they
should................Just P.U.S.H. **
**When your money is "gone" and the bills are
due................Just P.U.S..H. **
**When people just don't understand
you............................Just P.U.S.H. **
** P = Pray **
** U = Until **
** S = Something **
** H = Happens **
**Pass this on to all your loved ones and friends who may need
it; they may get it just in time. "Though no one can go back and make a **brand new start**, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending."**
**Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.? May God Bless You.*** quotation:
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